Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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