i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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