Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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