Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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