Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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