Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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