garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
