i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize
