Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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