Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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