One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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