I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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