On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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