Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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