It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He shit in the fireplace
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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