Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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