I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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