"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
