Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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