i just made my gag reflex go away.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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