He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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