If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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