Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Randomize