you guys were way drunker than both of me
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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