Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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