you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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