love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Randomize