It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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