Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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