we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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