He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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