Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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