Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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