You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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