she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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