...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Randomize
