i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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