i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
So much Jack, so little girl.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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