YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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