i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Randomize