I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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