the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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