So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
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