Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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