we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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