: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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