Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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