JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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