I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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