kristin has been a bad kristin
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
