i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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