In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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