Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
My balls are so social today.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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