I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
is that a dick in a sweater?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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