I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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